老外翻譯的「三字經」

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人 之初: At the beginning of life,
性 本善: Sex is good.
性 相近: Basically, all the sex are same.
習 相遠: But it depends on how you do it.
苟 不教: If you do not practice all the time,
性 乃遷: Sex will leave you.
教 之道: The way of learning it,
貴 以專: It is very important to make love with only one person.
昔 孟母: Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng
擇 鄰處: Choose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
子 不學: If you don't study hard,
斷 機杼: Your dick will become useless.
竇 燕山: Dou, the Famous,
有 義方: Owned a very effective exciting medicine.
教 五子: All his five sons took it.
名 俱揚: And their sexual ability were well -known.
養 不教: If your children don't know how to do it,
父 之過: It is all your fault.
教 不嚴: If they had lots of problems with it,
師 之惰: Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子 不學: You may refuse to study this,
非 所宜: But that is a real mistake.
幼 不學: If you don't learn it in childhood,
老 何為: You will lose your ability when aged.
玉 不琢: If you don't exercise your organ,
不 成器: It won't become hard and strong.
人 不學: If you don't learn sex,
不 知義:You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.

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